I'm a huge fan of beer as you can probably tell. I'm also a huge fan of iced-tea. I'm from Texas, it's hard not to be.
However...
This is a crime against humanity.
"The days of having to pour iced-tea into your Coors are over."
Really? Because they never really started for me. Who is carrying out this atrocity? Is there really enough of a market that they had to make a product? Then again, why am I getting all worked up? What are you going to do, ruin a can of Coors? :-P
Coors: Pre-ruined for your, uh, drinking pleasure.
ReplyDeleteHa! You know, North, Canadians are supposed to know beer so Molson buys Coors and... wait.
DeleteNever heard of such a thing. Ranks right up there with Budweiser Chelada.
ReplyDeleteDavid, I think that Chelada garbage is what the Four Horsemen drink for refreshment. That product is pretty common down here in South Texas among a certain demographic. I've heard people swear by that and it just makes me want to gag.
Delete+1 the Clamato crap came to mind too!
DeleteThey should just say: "Cheaper than paying a whore to piss in your mouth!"
Because you KNOW that gets spendy FAST!
What are you going to do, ruin a can of Coors?
ReplyDeleteAs my wife just said, "No, you're gonna ruin a can of tea, and that's a hangin' offense around here." Lol
Hehe, pistolero - she's right on the money. I'd be more concerned about good tea than a can of Coors. That said, I'm seriously skeptical that Molson-Coors brews a good tea, either. Can of double-fail.
DeleteUh, no. This is full of suck and fail.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Keads. I've eaten and drank some crazy stuff, but this is just bad.
DeleteOK. I've lived in Colorado for most of my life. I've been on two tours of Coor's. The first, when I was old enough to be able to try the samples. The second, when I had a relative come to Denver.
ReplyDeleteBoth times, I tried, really tried, to like Coor's. They can pour it back in the horse.
I'm with you there, Flier. I never was able to take it.
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