Parental guidance suggested...
It's not all that bad, just a funny picture from a game camera that I think one of the guys on my lease (
That Guy) has taken it as a personal slight from said young buck. We're also talking big, nasty pigs here so if you can't take the sight of a bunch of swine eating up a bunch of free food, go no further. (No, I'm not talking about another "Occupy: Your City Name Here"). Porkers first:
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| OCCUPY 45er's lease |
Note: the laying around living off of things that aren't intended for you. The similarities are striking.
Anyway, we have plans for these guys. Serious plans. The logisticis simply amount to getting a few people in the blind and doing some pig taking out. It shouldn't be a problem, you saw the pictures of the blind, right? :) We can get three people in there very comfortably. The plan is that I'm going to use my AR and That Guy is going to bring his
Saiga. We have a third person and I'm working out what we may want in his hands. It isn't going to be pretty. Then, after that we may put out traps to catch what is left. These things are just starting to move into our area and I'd like to get a jump on them before they get out of control. Wild pigs can be as irritating as a taint-pimple.
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| If it's not too late, which I fear it is |
So, yeah, on to the questionable content of the post. Game cameras are fun things. You get great shots of nutty things (future pun not really intended, but I'll take it), like acrobatic raccoons.
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| I've named him Coondini |
And the deer are thinking, "Dinner and a show!" From the mischief he is inflicting, I think That Guy feels he has a date with 55 grains.
You get nice shots of the young bucks and get to have a jump start on your game management.
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| Not a bad, young buck |
Then, there are just the things you get on camera that catch you completely off guard. Last warning, this is the full monty (deer) edition.
So, you can see it in his face here:
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| No one's watching |
So, imagine flipping through your pictures, looking at antlers, judging age and deciding how you're going to annihilate pigs when this pops on your screen:
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| Come on, get a ROOM! |
Wait, what?
The funny thing is that there were three great shots preceding this, and I was too busy looking at antlers to notice.
Mrs. 45er: "What the, is that...?"
Me: "What? He's pretty young, still small but..."
Mrs. 45er: "No, what he's doing.."
Me: "Huh? Oh, Bwahahahaha"
Yes, it was juvenile, but it caught me so off-guard that it kicked over the giggle box in my inner 12 year-old. So, now I'm sharing this (most likely inappropriate content) with you.
EDIT: I just decided not to be totally classless and get all censorship-happy.