Sunday, November 13, 2011

All Aboard the Butthurt Express!

So, we made our annual trek to the pumpkin patch/fall festival thing around here.  Yes, it's a little late and already past Halloween and everything, but what the heck.  I'm going to tell you anyway.

Here's a little peek into the hell that is the kiddie train...

Awww, can't be that bad right?

Oh, yes it can.  This monstrosity is also referred to by a friend as the Asspain Train.

All Aboard!  No, really.  On a board.
Yeah, that's a 2 x 6 that they expect you to straddle. 

The good news is that Mrs. 45er decided to take the hit this year (again). 

But it's for the kids!  Ow, ow, ow.
The things we do for our children.  Still, it's a fun place for the bitty ones.


  1. Boy that brings back some memories.

  2. Next year you need to bring one of those inflatable hemorrhoid donuts to sit on.

  3. I had my share of pain for the sake of the little you say, the things we do.

  4. Flier, I'm so glad the wife took on this one

    That Guy, you know that's really not a bad idea. I know we won't forget. We were dreading this one before we even got there this year.

    Stephen, yep. How can you say no?