Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The BIG Cleanse

Guys (and gals), don't be a big, tough guy/gal.  Go to the doc and get screened.  I'm notorious for going years on end without seeing a doctor in any capacity other than a "hello" on the street.  It's dumb and it isn't doing your loved ones any favors.  Mrs. 45ers doc is a former military doctor. I was listening to him talk to her about a lot of situations where, due to change of station, guys didn't follow up and it turned into something horrible later.  Therefore, tomorrow is the big screening, which means today is the big cleanse day.
 
It's been a long time since I've been this hungry.  Clear liquids and water just don't keep you filled up.  Trying to find something different to keep my stomach occupied, I decided to have a couple of small cups of coffee.  I don't normally imbibe, but what could be the harm, right?
 
Well, turns out that due to lack of nutrition and low blood sugar I'm a poor decision maker today.  At least I realize that my lack of nourishment means I'll be making very few important decisions today.  On the plus side I've had two cups of coffee, so I'm energetic.  I'm making stupid decisions even faster!

8 comments:

  1. Such fun... but wait... When you go for the 'final' rinse out, take a book, you're gonna be there a while!

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  2. So I have been warned. I have also heeded the warning to not touch the paper and instead rely on soft, moistened wipes. So exciting!

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  3. sorry you been down my friend. Unless you got a spare body to live in you need to take care of the one you occupy now. take care, get well. the rat

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    1. Thanks, my friend. As far as I know right now all is well. I hope I have the same knowledge tomorrow.

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  4. Clear liquids... does tequila count?

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    1. They were smart, they closed the loophole by specifically exempting alcohol. Otherwise, I could find some pretty clear beers.

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  5. Big fan of getting checked out and taking care of your temporary home. Lets make it last as long as possible shall we:)

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    1. I agree. Hope things are going swimmingly for you and keep getting the word out. If it seems odd, GET IT CHECKED. Thanks, Agirl.

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