Saturday, April 7, 2012

Dear Jerk at Wal-Mart:

If you are going to do a transaction involving something semi-dangerous at the cashier, maybe you should get off of your cell phone and pay attention.  Leaving the sweet little older lady to try and handle your dry-ice that you brought up to the register doesn't make me think well of you.  When she burns her fingers on it and you stand there as useful as a bag of man-nipples, it makes me want to shove the cell phone in your mouth and boot you out the door.  When the next person in line (ME) has to help her out with YOUR purchase because she obviously doesn't realize how dangerous this stuff can be and you never stop smacking your pie-hole covers into your phone I have reached a boiling point.  By the way, I had to tend her cold-burned fingers after you left, and yes we talked about you and what a moron you are.  You were plenty old enough to know better and I'm ashamed that you exist anywhere near me.

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  1. Sigh... I feel ya! Morons abound. I blame a large part of that on OSHA regs that keep them from hurting themselves.

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    1. Good point, Keads. If Darwin's philosophy were just allowed to run its course...

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  2. I would have faked Tourette's and started to yell profanities in his general direction.

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    1. mmasse, though my blog is family-friendly I can honestly make a sailor blush if I want to. However, kids were there and I have to lead by example. Trust me, it could have turned out differently.

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  3. 45er, buddy - that would have had me riled up, too. idiots! they are worse than zombies in my mind! and they are everywhere!!! good job helping out the lady!

    your friend,
    kymber

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    1. Thanks, kymber. This was just one of those where I was staring at the guy and in disbelief that he was doing nothing to help.

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  4. What a douche. You showed a lot more self control than I think I could have.

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    1. You're right, DaddyBear. I so wanted to have at him, but was focused on the cashier. Thanks.

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  5. Good job....excellent restraint! And a "ditto" to all of the above!

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    1. Thanks, RabidAllen and welcome.

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  6. HHMMM? A bag of man-nipples. I'm going to have to remember that one. Speaking of man-nipples, you should of got his attention by giving him a purple-nurple. (That's pliers on his nipple, and twist.) Sorry. Couldn't help my self. Kathi ate my chocolate bunny.

    Seem like the morons are on the increase. Hope the sales lady, was not to badly burned by the dry ice.

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    1. Yeah, Flier, I was going to use that one to describe the current administration, but this guy drew direct fire that day. She seemed ok. Most people don't realize that by the time you "feel" the cold with something that temperature, it's already too late. Luckily it wasn't too bad.

      That's a dangerous move eating a man's chocolate bunny.

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