Or maybe the Foodle?
I'm sorry, but if you're going buy a "poodle" at a market for that kind of dough and you can't tell the difference between a weaselly, slinky ferret and a poodle puppy, then you deserve what you get.
On the other hand, props to the seller for putting in the time to primp up a ferret like that. I don't know what that would be like, but it had to be a rodeo. It also seems like a whole lot of work pumping steroids and primping a ferret for a little payoff. The article also mentioned a lady that bought a "chihuahua" ferret. I'm kind of upset there wasn't a picture of that one.